I was at the gym the other day and I had to piss really bad. So I go to the locker room and find a urinal. Let me start by stating that I hate all public restrooms because most of you fuckers are disgusting.
So anyway, this fucking fat guy walks in and unzips at the urinal directly next to me. There are about 5 urinals in the restroom NONE of which are in use but this fat tub of shit decides to piss next to me. So he starts pissing and fucking GROANING with pleasure. He looks over at me and says "Don't you just love it when it doesn't burn?" I shit you not. I look over at him and say, "Yeah so do I." I have no idea why I responded with that but he promptly left without washing his hands.
Fucking locker rooms.
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